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masterbate

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!
by meh July 1, 2003
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Masterbate

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
by Niladen September 3, 2013
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masterblaze

the act of masturbating while simultaneously blazing a joint
Hey guys, I was going to masterblaze this weekend if you all would to join me.
by Al D. Douglas September 14, 2011
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masterbreak

taking a break from something you SHOULD be doing to masterbate just because you have the time
Im tired of folding clothes. think I'll take a masterbreak.
by junewho August 4, 2008
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mastershake

When a man masterbates and wipes off his hand, but doesn't wash it. Later, He shakes someone's hand that he doesnt like.
My boss sucks so bad I mastershaked him today when we met.
by DrDigits December 20, 2010
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masterbater

Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator
It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.
by Joe February 27, 2005
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chronic masterbater

someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!
steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..
by heyboo January 15, 2009
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