Masterbaterium

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Masterbailer

A person how masted the art of bailing.
A masterbailer bails out of anything from internet convos to real needs while occasionally dropping some completely lame excuses.

Jude: Your bailed out of the chat last night, your such a masterbailer!
Nancy: Sorry man, I swear I fell asleep on the keyboard.

Jack: Why didnt Adam show up last night?
John: He said he had to to go somewhere.
Jack: He's such a masterbailer!

by Absurdum July 17, 2011

masterbaitor

a person who is skilled at baiting fish; often mistaken with masterbator

That redneck is a masterbaitor, he caught 10 eels by seducing them with his fingers.

by PhysEd December 22, 2008

masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

by meh July 1, 2003

Masterbate

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

by Niladen September 3, 2013

masterbacin'

what you do when looking at bacon porn.

Last night, when I was looking at bacon porn, I started masterbacin'

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

Masterbaster

Someone who is really good at using a turkey baster

Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster

by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019