Mario karted

Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place

Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted

by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015

Mario Kart

A videogame created by Nintendo to realistically simulate what driving is like in Italy.

Italian Driver: "It's a-like Mario Kart onna these streets!"

by AnonymousDictionarist February 1, 2016

Mario Karted

To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.

Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.

Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.

"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"

by ItsBozzie December 30, 2009

Mariona

Mariona is a really nice person, she is kind, loving, and very affectionate to other people. She is very easy to become friends with and become close with her. She is easy to get attached to and hard to let go of but when she is gone you will miss her.

Mariona is a great person.

by XxballerboyxX October 21, 2019

Mario Nakazawa

The namesake of Dr. Mario game.

Clueless guy: How did Gunpei Yokoi come up with Dr. Mario name?
You: The game is named after his friend, Mario Nakazawa.

by Hduxu332 October 7, 2019

Super Paper Mario

One of the greatest Wii games. Has one of the darkest plots in a Mario game, a lot of lore and worldbuilding, and a sympathetic villain. Unfortunately it is criminally underrated due to the change in gameplay from its predecessor.

Dimentio alone is enough of a reason why Super Paper Mario is the best.

by Pie Thief June 30, 2020

maison matthews indicator

One of analysts top indicator on what NOT to do.

When the maison matthews indicator goes off i’m throwing the heloc into 3x inverses. risk off

by RetardedWarrenBuffet September 1, 2020