Mars Bar Surprise

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it, then inserting it into another persons anus during coitus.

Person 1: You'll never guess what I did last night..
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: I gave the missus a Mars Bar Surprise.

by farmer01631 July 8, 2012

mars bar party

Where a girl shoves a mars bar pussy and a guy eats it out

Hey guys theres suzzie lets have a mars bar party

by Jon Dohe January 30, 2004

Marshariah

Marshariah

Very classy very beautiful popular there is nothing's more beautiful than Marshariah she’s smart and she is who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind her will suffer she surrounds her self with nice intelligent people she know how to fight she’s a boss as bitch no one can fuck with her she will always beat you

Marshariah is a loving talented person..... and she is beautiful she has a nice body shape she can dance very good and she can steal your man she loves her friends she will do anything for them

marshariah is beautiful

by 🤴 May 15, 2018

Deep fried Mars Bar

Scottish national dish after haggis.

"Stick it in the deep fat frier."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

Mars Bar

A man who is extremely in love with themselves. They may wear fake tan or go on the sunbeds.

Look at that Mars Bar over there with his fake tan on.

by Funky Gibbon 123 January 22, 2009

Strangle A Mars Bar

Taking a shit. Possibly a violent altercation.

Hastings: 'Shall we get to the crime scene sir?'

Poirot: 'Not just yet, Hastings. I've got to go strangle a Mars bar for a while. Feels like I'm shitting a fist.'

by Bison Defonte September 2, 2011

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair

She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.

by GTD August 10, 2007