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Platonic Marriage

Platonic Marriage is when you decided to go fuck it and marry your best friend(s) because who’s gonna stop you? God?? Any who the only benefits there are to being platonically married are tax benefits so have fun w that!!
This platonic Marriage is going well
by newwy February 24, 2021
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marriage strike

The term "marriage strike" refers to a movement by young men in Western countries to not get married, out of fear of financial ruin stemming from later divorce.
She keeps asking him about tying the knot, but he's joined the marriage strike.
by Kai Thorsten June 28, 2008
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marriage chrono

Intentionally disparaging institutional slang term for when two incarcerated individuals who have fought or exchanged threats formally agree to get along and not hold animosity toward one another.
These two have willingly signed a marriage chrono, they can both stay here on the same yard with no worries and more importantly, no state liability.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 2, 2019
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marriage

Betting someone half your shit you'll love them forever.
After pressuring me into marriage, Kendra now tells me that after 4 years she no longer loves me. So she gets to keep my house, my car, and my boat. I have to totally foot the bill to raise our children, and if I behave she'll let me see them every other weekend.
by cannonball967 August 5, 2015
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Boston marriage

A Boston marriage is a polite term to describe two women living in a household and sharing expenses, whether in a Platonic or lesbian relationship.
Molly and Bridgit were in a Boston marriage and co-owned a brownstone.
by Nora O'Shaughnessy December 1, 2007
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Marriage

Guy 1: This is a never ending compromise

Guy 2: Ha ha like marriage
by The Original Kweej December 25, 2017
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