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Washington Moonpie

A washington moonpie is when your having sex and you spit dip spit into a girls vagina and then have sex with her right after.
Man you must have just given her a washington moonpie becasuse she smells just like grizzly wintergreen.
by Eskimo Dave March 10, 2010
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mahoonies

see wordlong sideburnsword
Love those mahoonies!
by Humpty November 3, 2003
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marooning

The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).
Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."
by T.Stainz April 30, 2013
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Jersey Moonpie

You have a threesome, at the end you cum in one of the girls butt and she farts out the cum into the other girls mouth.
I invited Tracy and Annie to my house last night for a threesome and they both begged me for the jersey moonpie
by surveillance cousin October 6, 2009
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Moonpie

When a man cums in a woman's ass. The anal equivalent of a pussy creampie.
While having anal sex with Jane, John came in Jane's ass. Jane squeezed the moonpie out for Suzie to gobble up!
by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021
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moonpie

When nearing climax during intercourse, lift the breast of your partner and proceed to ejaculate underneath her breast. Then mash it back down on her chest so that it resembles a moonpie aka marshmallow pie.
"I gave Reagan a moonpie a few weeks back and now she won't even speak to me"
by BC03 January 19, 2006
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Mexican Moonpie

When a guy gets close to finishing with 2 latina chicks and one girl shits on the others ass and vice versa. After the shitting is done, the guy jizzes all over both the chicks asses and they slam their booty cheeks together and create the Mexican Moonpie.
Guy: "Yo man, I can't wait to make a Mexican Moonpie with these 2 Spanish chicks I met at the fiesta!"
by Senor Moonpie April 19, 2018
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