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Kevin scott markowitz

Kevin scott markowitz is a nice guy at first you will sure fall in love with a him right away. But after 2 years you will realize he likes dick in his ass and shit all over his face during sex. He may have some weird kinks but once you get passed that hes the greatest.
Kevin scott markowitz loves cock!
by Adam1789 July 23, 2019
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The Drew Markovich

When you four finger defeater someone but it’s justified because they looked at you funny.
They just did the Drew Markovich on me and now my asshole is really sore.
by FourFingerabsolutedefeater April 17, 2021
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Markovic

A complete bitch. Someone who is all about popularity and power. They think they own everyone and are above everyone. Also someone who is a cake face. They only think about themselves and do whatever they have to do to get the guy they want. Also known as a markobitch
Wow she's being a complete markovic!
by Bubbles and bitches June 2, 2014
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markomite

someone who has alot of quality expensive stuff they're always bragging about but doesn't know how to use it
"did you see his board?!? and when he started playing... wow, what a markomite...."
by suzy87 October 20, 2006
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Markovian Parallax Denigrate

In 1996, hundreds of Usenet messages were posted containing seemingly nonsensical text. This series of spam messages is named Markovian Parallax Denigrate. Some allegations were made concerning some of the emails and antiwar activist Susan Lindauer, but it has been proven that they are spoofed emails. The messages were posted mostly along Christian Usenet boards, hinting that it could have been a big troll by someone back then, as this behavior was common among trollers. This is one of the first ever internet mysteries.
Person 1: "jitterbugging McKinley Abe break Newtonian inferring caw update Cohen air collaborate rue sportswriting rococo invocate tousle shadflower Debby Stirling pathogenesis escritoire adventitious novo ITT most chairperson Dwight Hertzog different pinpoint dunk McKinley pendant firelight Uranus episodic medicine ditty craggy flogging variac brotherhood Webb impromptu file countenance inheritance cohesion refrigerate morphine napkin inland Janeiro nameable yearbook hark"

Person 2: "Markovian Parallax Denigrate is one of the oldest internet mysteries, it's cool that you know that"
by Wiktionarious May 20, 2022
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Markovian Parallax Denigrate

Saying something that makes absolutely no fucking sense
Person 1: I spoke to the man about shoot eating stick for thing doing

Person 2: What kind of Markovian Parallax Denigrate are you saying
by FenTheGoat May 5, 2024
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Pooh Mark0witz

A young fellow who delivers WaWa and is Poohshiesty.
That’s so Pooh Mark0witz😹
by Yosh Budussy March 24, 2022
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