Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.

Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette

by ta4877 November 11, 2009

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

Marooned

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.

Sorry I was late, i got marooned.

by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011

Marconed

to own, or show power over someone by using ones penis, and whipping it against ones face as means of punishment.

("M" is always capitalized)

Hey Glen, you just got Marconed

by John Mill March 27, 2008

Marooned

being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.

me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!

by pete Thay January 11, 2008

Markolepsy

Noun: A disease named after Mark G from Westcliff in Essex, characterised by long boughts of lapsed concentration.

Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics

"We wont be getting much done now, he's really suffering from Markolepsy today"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

marroney

A man who loves mayonnaise and is gay and has a but plug and has big boobies.

Alex is such a marroney it is unbearable

by Muslim Dora is a Irish man February 4, 2018