maret 

1. maret
Possibly the best school in DC, simply because of the kids. Funny, liberal (except for a few pesky connies). Doesn't cheat on SATs, like Landon, doesn't have a cheap mascot, like the Sidwell Fighting Quakers. Some really cool girls and guys go there. They aren't all jocky or bitchy like Landon and St. Albans and NCS. And Willis is really ghetto

Hmm... lets get this right, first off landon only has cheated once,and you cant blame that on theyre school, second your just bitter because you suck at sports and you have one field, third cheap mascott? your a fighting frog... mayeb thats the only reason your only back up for that statement is Sidwell friends.. Go frogs!!.. not.

Maret Kid: Wow our campus sucks, and our mascott is homosexual
Landon kid: Too bad
STA kid: too bad
Sidwell kid: too bad.

maret by 12. April 24, 2005

maret 

a small mexican child who jumped the uk borders and steals every speck of fooin your house.

aha did you see the mexican rag bag maret. what a border jumping bastard.

maret by feckssakeman January 18, 2009

Maret 

Wanna-be-GDSers who burn down their school and use offensive words like "fag"
Note: how much awesomer GDS is (and their pot too) Genearlly not as smart as GDS or nearly as cool. Also considerably bitchier.

Maret kid: Our weed is dank, you fag.
GDS kid: yo, thats not chill.
Maret kid: I'm sorry! I just wanted to be like you!!

Maret by Emberlixin February 19, 2005

maret 

a poor ass skool dat can't afford a fucking baseball field and needs 2 play in da middle of a low income community, stealing the field from the people who made/deserve it. FUCK YOU MARET!!

They play baseball at taft, 'nuff said

maret by pimp4life April 14, 2005

Maret 

Maret has all the cons and none of the pros of every private school in DC. It has the competition of Sidwell, the weirdness of GDS, and the toxicity and bullying of NCS and St. Albans. Maret portrays itself as an inclusive, kind environment but if you stopped and asked just about any Maret student or alum they would tell you otherwise. Maret has covered up racism and bullying. Maret's faculty children have special treatment, privileges, and are able to do whatever they want unpunished. Many students are suicidal due to the trauma Maret has caused. Maret seems like a great place but in fact, it is your worst nightmare. Do not got there!

Student #1: I hate my school and it makes me feel so bad about myself

Student #2: Well, what do you expect you go to Maret

Maret by All Rotten No Tomatoes June 24, 2021

Maret school 

only the best school ever. and the best classes are 2010, 2009 and 2008. hell ya! the students arent potheads and we do carry on intellegent conversations.

"yesterday i met this girl from Maret. She was sooo awsome". girl 1

Maret school by noel harris March 19, 2005

Maret school 

the best school ever. kicked Potomac's ass in basketball, and next year in football, cause John moffett will stomp all over them. Cool kids, the moffet brothers are the coolest.....and hottest. And we just drink a lot...we're not all potheads.

Potomac:Nice mascot...fighting frog
Maret: whatever ur all gay
Potomac: uh...well ur mascots a frog.

Maret school by sir drinksalot April 29, 2005