Mardin

A narcissist that will tell you he is in a relationship with you one day and posts he is in a relationship on Facebook with another person the next day. A person that is not capable of telling the truth and changes their answers based off what they think they want you to hear.

OMG...my boss is such an asshole...he is such Mardin!!
What do you need?? Stop acting like a Mardin!

by AM82 August 25, 2020

Marini

A savage one. She loves fashion, a very responsible one. Not a fan of procrastination.

I just want to be Marini

by EverlastLove June 7, 2021

Martini Henry

A 45/577 calibre rifle used to slaughter natives since 1871.
Made famous at the battle of Rourke's Drift during the Zulu war in 1879.
During which the British Empire slaughtered 1000's of wog's, except at the battle of Isandhlwana, which we won't talk about.

There's a good fellow

by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

Mandini

Very unique name with a wonderful heart. She is a kind and beautiful girl with hella nice hair. She is very loyal and be there for you when you need her. Could be a bit annoying at times and oblivious to her surroundings, but overall she is a great friend to keep around. Go get yourself a Mandini because she will be there for you every step of the way 💜

Don't let Mandini know ;')

by YouWillNeverEverEverKnowWhoIAm February 21, 2019

Moolie Martini

a delicious drink consisting of Bartons Vodka and Kool-Aid.

Any flavor of Kool-Aid will do. I like my Moolie Martini with Cherry Kool-Aid.
"Hey John, fire up the grill and I'll make us some Moolie Martinis"

by shamroxnshots April 20, 2009

Hampshire Martini

Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.

"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."

"Even the neo-marxists?"

"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."

by Drunk Div III November 2, 2009

Pink Martini

1. A cosmopolitan, or a Vodka Martini made with cranberry juice.
2. A pussy juice cocktail, made with Vodka and coochberry juice.

I would like to give you a pink martini.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019