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dog marmalade

1. A term used in the art world to describe work of a conceptual nature that is pure rubbish entirely without artistic merit or worth. It is a polite substitute for another term : artybollocks, whereby the artist just puts together a whole pile of rubbish and then generates a random meaning to explain it.

2. The combination of two opposing concepts to create a concept that makes little sense.

3. Actual marmalade made from dogs
by marmalade cat October 4, 2013
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Orange Marmalade

A amazing comic in webtoon
If you havent seen it
R E A D I T
It truly is amazing believe it or not 💙

Seokwoo if you're reading this by chance, you did a great job with that webtoon comic-
Person 1: Have you heard of the webtoon comic Orange marmalade?
Person 2: Yeah and it's one amazing webcomic!!!
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Marmalade

A marmalade is when you ask your mate to get you something from the shop and they deliberately bring back the last thing you would have asked for.
Mate: Do you want anything from the shop?
You: Nice one. Yeah, a Snickers?
Mate comes through the door with a jar of marmalade.
You look at him like, 'what's wrong with you mate?'
Straight-faced, he goes, 'Oh, Snickers. I thought you said marmalade.'
by wilkinandsons July 12, 2018
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Marmalade Mussolini

One of the best characterizations of Donald Trump. If the Italian dictator Benito Mussolini had a son, a son who inherited the worst aspects of his father's personality, a son who grew up to be a television buffoon who somehow became U.S. President, and who sported a clownish orange combover, that son would be Donald Trump.
Have you seen the latest Twitter Storm from the Marmalade Mussolini? He spent a lot of time on the toilet this morning.
by Mister Methane June 8, 2019
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Marmalade

A new fresh term invented to replace the boring old word 'to jam'. Replacement for the word 'Jam" as in, to play music together.

Let's jam after school= Let's marmalade after school
"What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's marmalade."
"Sweet"

The last time I marmaladed ( past tense of 'marmalade') was with my friends in my basement. We marmaladed to all these Beatles tracks. There was so much marmalade, it was so sticky. (PUN!)
by altothevin October 18, 2009
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Marawandering

alternatively: (merriwandering)
When one goes for a walk in no particular direction for no particular reason. Normally one does so with good company so as to avoid thinking about where one goes. At the end of a marawander one should be at least an hour away from home and should only return with good stories and excuses as to why others were not notified of their absence.

HISTORY:

The term marawandering is a Boston-Irish corruption of the long-lost Irish folk lyric "merrily I go a-wandering" by Shamus Hack-Fierson.

MISCONCEPTIONS:
It does not originate from the time John and Dan misunderstood a deeply stoned individual who was attempting to say the name of a plant species at Hempfest.
If one uses any sort of disruption to your normal state of being whilst marawandering, well, that's just missing the point.

TRIVIA:
Returning with a Boston @ Nite is considered a rite of passage in many parts of the country.

NOTE:
If, for whatever reason, it has nothing to do with what what you presumed it did, please note:

That just goes to show you. At this moment you should reconsider some things. Go and do something productive-- get a job at the very least! Smoking' is Jokin'!

Damn Hippies.
Coco Joe: "Shall we go marawandering, King John?"

King John: "'Tis a novel idea Coco!"
Mr. Dragonsandwich: "Whereto?"

Dunjon Master: "Yes! Where?!"
In Unison: "HAHAHAHAHA"
Coco Joe: "Jolly good spoof, old chaps!"

King John: "Haha Indeed! We lead the road and I say TITS to all naysayers!"
Mr. Dragonsandwich: "Yes but at all costs DON'T TELL @#$%."
by Merriwanderer February 3, 2015
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Marmalade Balls

nickname given to Kevin Federline(britney spears new fiancee) after his high school debacle where the whole flag football class at Bullard High in Fresno CA caught him in the act of smuthering his testicles in grape marmalade.
He is kind of strange, but old marmalade balls sure makes for a tasty teabag, just ask Edwin.
by Mr. Prezident July 22, 2004
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