If your water in the pitcher is expired and no one in sight is wearing a purple shirt, swish counter clockwise if it's between 3-4 pm but, if it's a Monday, swish back and forth. If it's a holiday, it's back, forth, left, right. If it's a holiday and no more than 60 seconds to 6:00 pm, you go back to counter clockwise. (Remember, this is all before pouring into the glass.) While you are pouring it in, you swish the glass counter clockwise. When the pitcher is empty and your samsung phone is at 19%, you HAVE TO keep the pitcher off the table. Your options are… hold the pitcher, throw it across the room, or just simply keep it on a plate. THIS ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MOON!!!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!
May you pour me some mineral water?
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..
by You8,9,10,11 June 8, 2021
Get the Water manual mug."I need a massive shit! But I don't want to block my friend's toilet, what shall I do?"
"just perform a manual slice, of course!"
"Oh yes, thanks Phillip! Why did I not think of that!"
"just perform a manual slice, of course!"
"Oh yes, thanks Phillip! Why did I not think of that!"
by Urban Dicatatorz September 30, 2018
Get the Manual Slice mug.Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*
I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.
I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.
by Blue Jack June 30, 2008
Get the manual memory mug.Real old-school guy work, like fixing a car, when cars had carburetors, chopping down a tree, digging a hole to bury shit, welding shit together, banging on things until they worked again.
Dude, MAN up. Don't let some other guy do your MANual labor. Get the wrench and hammer out, kick it a few times and then give 'er a whirl.
by Carlos18 December 26, 2011
Get the MANual labor mug."Manufactured pop" is a pejorative for a type of music created by cynical and greedy music labels for no other reason than to keep 150% of all profits made from legions of young (sometimes older) impressionable and gullible LCD-type fans who have no taste (the extra 50% is debt owed by the stars that can never realistically be paid back and is a constantly moving goal line). The pop stars are often no more than paid actors who can moderately dance and sing a few notes with the help of Auto-Tune in the studio and a recording of someone who can sing ok on live tours. They essentially sell their lives/souls to these corporations for the desperate chance that they'll "make it big" one day (see: "It's a trap!"). Which of course they never can do on their own, not without the money of Big Music behind them. Every aspect of their lives is decided by a board of directors or a soulless cutthroat marketing team. They decide, from a formula decided early on, who the star(s) can marry, when they get the bitter divorce, if and when they can get preggers, when to have the break down, when to enter rehab and when to write their "tell-all" novel or star in their bio-pic that subliminally hawks other corporate properties. The Walt Disney Corporation is known for doing this and many of their manufactured pop stars are alumni of the Mickey Mouse Club. Other record companies are known to do this as well.
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Get the manufactured pop mug.A farting technique in which the flatulent person grabs one butt cheek and pulls the ass apart so that gas is expelled soundlessly, or almost soundlessly.
The manual release is sometimes accompanied by a subtly airy 'whooshing' or 'hissing' sound. Most dog farts make a similarly subtle sound, largely due to canines' utter lack of butt cheeks.
According to urban legend, this is also the same sound made by the fudge jar when a fart comes out. For example, one would expect the goatse man's flatulence to behave in this manner.
The manual release is sometimes accompanied by a subtly airy 'whooshing' or 'hissing' sound. Most dog farts make a similarly subtle sound, largely due to canines' utter lack of butt cheeks.
According to urban legend, this is also the same sound made by the fudge jar when a fart comes out. For example, one would expect the goatse man's flatulence to behave in this manner.
The most polite way to fart in public is the manual release.
...that is, unless someone sees you while you're gripping your butt cheek...then you may have to do some 'splaining.
...that is, unless someone sees you while you're gripping your butt cheek...then you may have to do some 'splaining.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 7, 2009
Get the manual release mug.When people, particularly those in media organizations, take minor concerns held by small amounts of people, and not too strongly even by them, and present them as though they are causing hordes of people to go into chaos. Manufactured outrage usually draws on legitimate things that are being said, but blows them way out of proportion to the point of painting a highly misleading picture. Mostly a means of getting attention and selling media.
An example of manufactured outrage happened in 2016. A fair amount of people were moderately (and for the most part reasonably) critical of the new Ghostbusters trailer, but a handful of obnoxious trolls made low-effort negative comments about the stars' gender. Many media publications treated it as though hundreds of angry middle-aged men were deeply furious about the movie, despite this being a clear exaggeration of reality.
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