maneurysm

Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.

When Derek stood Janine up she had a maneurysm and you could hear her at the end of the block.

God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.

by Theo June 22, 2006

Maneurysm

The result of the things men will say or do that cause their partner to become very annoyed/frustrated/angry, to the point where said partner appears to undergo a slight stroke; visibly pausing and wincing painfully, with the occasional accompanying incoherent murmur. Though often a result of manuriosity, can be triggered by other factors such as callous, selfish, thoughtless or dickish behaviour, bad puns and lame jokes.

Her: I'm out of tampons, can you pick some up for me on the way home?

Him: Just make some out of cotton balls and dental floss.

or

Her: I fell into the toilet cause you left the seat up again!

Him: What? Gravity's on YOUR side you know.

General response:

Her: Uugh...ah!

Him: You okay baby?

Her: Yes, just... just a maneurysm out of sheer stupidity.

by TheMaelstrom September 14, 2013

Marjury

Marjury is the most caring human being. But when she is mad watch out. she’s also so beautiful, and has the body of a goddess.

Who’s that cutie? Oh that’s just Marjury

by lolaaaa222 October 1, 2019

Maneurysm

A male version of the traditionally female hissy fit. Maneurysms are often disproportionately exaggerated and/or hostile responses to fairly calm and un-hostile situations.

"Did you see Reginald III at the soiree this Wednesday past?"
"I most certainly did. He had a complete and utter maneurysm after Fifi spilled her sparkling cider on his business-casual shirt."

by Stacherella December 12, 2009

minjury

min•ju•ry
noun ( pl. -ries)
an instance of a women's snapper being compromised during an act of sex : |

ORIGIN late English : from Anglo-Norman French minjurie, from Latin minjuria.

PHRASES
you've gimme a minjury! | informal : suffer physical harm or damage to ones puh-seh.

by Up There January 26, 2008

minjury

1.when a female can't take part in an activity because of period pains

2. an injury sustained during a sexual activity

1. are you doing PE today? no, i have a minjury.

2. what happened your finger? dude i minjured it.

by DJRG May 3, 2011

manjuring

Bringing a grip of dudes to a party and subsequently destroying the ratio for the night.

Dude Kos is manjuring up a crew of Newport deadbeats! That asshole!

by shoeknee June 19, 2010