No manches

Mexican Castellano idiom for stop kidding around, " don't jerk my chain ", No Way or whatever.

"No manches, are you really going to cross the border illegally?"

by Paco Rivera March 17, 2005

no manches

Literally means, "don't stain". but its metaphoric meaning is somewhat like saying "stop kidding" or "are you serious?(rhetorically speaking)"

Ryan: Dude, my girlfriend slapped me in the face before i broke up with her.

Omar: no manches dude.

Ryan: true story.

by Paras Nuevo Leon April 28, 2009

Manching

Applies specifically to the region on Manchester, New Hampshire (not Manchester England). Most directly translated refers to the act of shoving ballon animals filled with black tar heroin into one's rectum.

"Hey bruh, sorry I didn't answer any of your calls. I was too busy manching."

by Richard Blazincock July 25, 2015

manches

Another word for mansechs.

Rage3d = teh manches

by Netch July 16, 2004

manches

A colloquial term on the internet meaning "mansex" or homosexual male sexual relations. It comes from the term "mansechs", which was (is) a popular way of spelling "mansex" on many internet forums and that bastion of the linguistically adept, IRC.

Him? Oh, he doesn't like women anymore. He has given in to the dark force that is teh manches.

by Generic Pseudonym May 01, 2005

manch

a man-bitch MANCH another word for friend,bro or any other type of affectionate name

this is my Manch we go way back. hey manch get over here. hes my manch.

by ski king October 11, 2010

manch

A portmanteau referring to semen, combining the words man + ranch.

After harassing the guy at the sub shop, she realized he put manch on her sandwich instead of mayo.

by byoqi May 07, 2012