Skip to main content

manpede

A stampede comprised of humans.
The manpede following a heated soccer game killed 30 people and a dog.
by josh korbad August 14, 2007
mugGet the manpede mug.

Managed

A new, more hip way to be owned . Management, while having the same connotation of complete loss or failure, happens more frequently in the real world than its virtual counterpart, ownage.
Bro, the Seahawks got totally managed yesterday!
by rope 'n fly champ October 4, 2009
mugGet the Managed mug.

Human MAGApede

A social experiment that has gone terribly wrong which consists of Sean Hannity expelling excrement directly into the mouth of Donald Trump, whose mouth has been sewn to the anus of Sean Hannity, and then Trump expelling excrement directly into the mouth of his base, whose mouths have been sewn to his anus.
Did you hear about what the Human MAGApede did ? Sean Hannity fed Trump some excrement about the Deep State last night on Fox News and Trump tweeted about it this morning and his base eagerly swallowed the turds.
by Tomazon May 15, 2018
mugGet the Human MAGApede mug.

pussy managed

This is one step above being pussy whipped. You will do certain things to appease your lady for personal gain, but never as a whipped slave.
" Jim is not quite pussy whipped, he is just pussy managed "
by SorryAboutThat May 9, 2014
mugGet the pussy managed mug.

Mischief Managed

A palace dedicated to the Harry Potter world. Really awesome where kids can go get sorted and get dorms and take classes and eat in the great hall every night. The palace gets over 50 members per day which makes it awesome.
Mischief Managed is soooo coool.
Have you gotten sorted at Mischief Managed yet?
Mischief Managed makes me want to stay up all night!
by Harry Potterrzzz June 11, 2006
mugGet the Mischief Managed mug.

managed care

n. Healthcare system in which a company such as an HMO serves as an intermediary between patients and doctors.
by fizzle April 15, 2004
mugGet the managed care mug.

Manajed

To dis
or make fun of
or talk behind someones back.
"I was manajed last night!!"

"He was so manajing Sally last night!"

"I got grounded for manjing the neighbors mistress"
by Keria1010 June 11, 2009
mugGet the Manajed mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email