Mandarin Pie

The act of giving an Asian woman a creampie.

I went down to Burford Highway and gave that slut a Mandarin Pie.

by Jiggawhut November 3, 2013

Mandarin

1. A scholar-official in imperial China.
2. A group of related northern Chinese dialects. Standard Chinese, based off Mandarin spoken in Beijing, is the official language of the People's Republic of China and the Republic of China, and is one of the official languages of Singapore. It is the most spoken language in the world.
3. (adj.) Relating to definition 1 or 2.
4. A type of duck (not to be confused with the Mandarin Duck Formation found in the Jixiao Xinshu).
5. A type of orange.
6. The tree from which said orange comes from.

1. Mandarins were selected through the imperial service examinations.
2. Mandarin has five tones, including the neutral tone.
3. Erhua is a Mandarin characteristic.
4. Mandarin ducks are native to East Asia.
5. Mandarin oranges are objectively the best type of orange.
6. The trees mandarin oranges come from are creatively named mandarin orange trees.

by Handlesaregay March 22, 2018

Jack-Mandering

(n). when you intentionally submit multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote, an offense punishable by an eye-poke

(v). intentionally submitting multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote

"Did you hear what happened in Miller's class? There was Jack-Mandering afoot in the class vote."

by Aunt Tim February 1, 2022

jaded mandarin

jaded means tired, or worn out
mandarin, in the old Chinese world, means the highest in power and wisdom.

amy called the boss a jaded mandarin

by denise jade May 29, 2008

Mandarin Orange

A person that is ethnically chinese that was educated in Chinese school, is not fluent in English language and adopts conservative communal mindset

I can never get along with that mandarin orange because we just clash in terms of the way we think

by real chinese December 24, 2020

manderino

A male-male sex act involving anal sex and a tangerine. When two males are fornicating, the "pitcher" pierces a tangerine with his member before penetrating his partners ass hole to provide a zesty citrus maneuver.

Seth gave me a delicious manderino last night, it was SUPER fantabulous!

by Jazzy Geoffery January 31, 2009

Mandaring

to purposely divert attention from what would otherwise be of greater importance, to something else of lesser significance. By doing so, the lesser-significant event is catapulted into the limelight, drowning proper attention to what was originally the more important issue.

In Iron Man 3 press releases, Kevin Feige was Mandaring the Marvel fans about Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce's portrayal of the villain.

by Scranter August 21, 2013