Marmaid

A girl you have sex with on the beach and never see her again

Bro I just smashed a (marmaid)

by Nathy khlif August 22, 2016

Mandaide

when a chic goes out to get a new dude asap..she needs a mandaide..so she wont stress or feel bad bout having problems or getting dumped or some sort of rejected feeling.
Brea made this word up, its perfect.

Linda, said Brea, what you need girl is a mandaide. You'll feel better soon as you get your hands on that.

by virtuallld2 August 26, 2009

marmaid

a girlfriend who proper job title is barmaid but is really hot

my girlfriend the hottest marmaid

by sometool October 14, 2008

manaids

1. Colloquial term used by African Americans as a societal normalized figure of incorrect speech in place of mayonnaise.

Yo nigga. You order manaids on my chicken sandwich?

by Spared August 18, 2017

Mandaid

This is a bandaid that is made from toilet tissue and scoth tape.(usually by a man)after cutting his finger,usually to save time or just because they are too lazy to go get one.

WE dont need any bandaids anymore becaue we already used a mandaid.

by Carlos Camargo July 11, 2007

mandaid

The little piece of tissue men put on their shaving cuts.

Dude, you still have your mandaid on from when you cut yourself shaving this morning.

by keshazel August 9, 2009

mandaid

The term used when a male of the species performs a temporary home-improvement or auto-maintenance "repair" that is cheap, immediately effective, and delays the calling of the Repairman. Also referred to as jury-rigging, kludge, makeshift, make-do, Macgyver.

Instead of replacing the broken faucet handle on the bathtub like I asked him to, he put a mandaid on it. He just stuck a pair of pliers on it and said "it works fine now, honey".

by JBeez February 19, 2012