When a man jumps on the bed during a blowjob, catches the semen and tries to use them as a blaster, thus blinding the significant other whilst the sig other fades away saying "daddy I don't feel so good" you then cum in her other eye as if nothing is happening.
man l: I was in the mood last night so me and my wife had "iron man sex"
man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my wife can't see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a kid yet?!?!
man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my wife can't see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a kid yet?!?!
by Insaniac12321 March 12, 2021
Get the iron man sexmug. When one lays perfectly still and nearly rigid during sex, characterized as being boring and lacking passion.
Sex with Lisa was so awkward the first time it was like banging a gingerbread man.
I just had to break up with Amy. The gingerbread man sex was just so boring I couldn't get off.
I just had to break up with Amy. The gingerbread man sex was just so boring I couldn't get off.
by JBeee June 30, 2011
Get the Gingerbread Man Sexmug. by dicy 132 November 5, 2008
Get the cave man sexmug. When a women is on her head Naked vagina up and wide on her bed. you jump off your headboard like a Horny spaceman on a sex drive mission "Head first" Aka Penis First.
by nick j john September 19, 2009
Get the space man sex drivemug. NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ
big black man having sex while you eat your mom.
big black man having sex while you eat your mom.
by REAL CHEESE MASTER February 16, 2023
Get the big black man having sex while you eat your mom.mug. by Bacom Juicer February 15, 2023
Get the Man of Sexmug. Used to get the manual of the Source Extractor program, which is used to find hot spots in the galaxy
by yyouf January 29, 2018
Get the man sexmug.