old man's nipple

gross

by it's a secreat August 7, 2003

The Nipple Man

The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.

He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.

join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.

all hail The Nipple Man

Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?

Person 1: same really

by No Worries Cuz Im A Torsk November 2, 2019

Nipple Pants Man

an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole

Antonyms: Dad

Me: "Guess who still has the creepy match.com profile"

You: "Nipple Pants Man !!!!!!!!!!!"

by JacquelineVanessa December 9, 2008

manipples

Man Boobs.

Nice manipples!

by tdevore February 11, 2009

mannipplelate

To influence a man's decision making process by asking the question with erect nipples. This will always have the man regretting his decision

Of course he said yes, He was mannipplelated. No man can make an decision he won't regret when his mind is fogged this way

by Keokuker July 6, 2011

manipples

Huge Nipples on a man

I have manipples with an 8 inch diameter.

by Mike October 15, 2003

Manipples

When a heavier-set man's nipples show through his shirt. Like when it is cold and his shirt is too thin for his shaplier-than-normal breasts. Can also be used in replace of a curse word.

"Dude, look at that guy's manipples, they are the size of dinner plates!"

"That guy cut me off! What the MANIPPLES is he thinking!"

by Warrior against MANIPPLES November 6, 2009