by Bova Jokes February 26, 2019
The spawn of Satan, whom normally resides in the firey pit of hell known as room 305. Not only is she the spawn of Satan, but she is also a blood-relative to Hitler, Stalin, and Kim Jong Il. Her favorite past times include: torturing virgins, raping infants, and preaching her methods to adolescents. When usually confronted, she screeches "TYPE TYPE" and ear-drums are known to bleed. She is a horrible person, who loves to lick the tears of anguish from her student's faces.
by ilovemathexceptnot February 5, 2010
Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.
Shia Labeouf, Garett Maloney
by hotasian69 June 28, 2011
A sex act where a male urinates inside the anal cavity of a female, proceeds to have anal sex while the female's bowels are filled with urine, eventually ejaculates inside the anal cavity, and upon the man's completion the female farts the messy contents of her rectum onto the man's penis. It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation.
"Your mom is hot, dude. I would totally pull a Messy Maloney with her."
"For my birthday, will you give me a Messy Maloney?"
"I gotta' piss like a mutherfucker'. Lemme see dat' ass and let's make a Messy Maloney up in here, ya dig?"
"For my birthday, will you give me a Messy Maloney?"
"I gotta' piss like a mutherfucker'. Lemme see dat' ass and let's make a Messy Maloney up in here, ya dig?"
by ThatJohnnyMo November 3, 2015
by Roddaz III April 18, 2018
Stoney Maloney is what they used to call Post Malone in high school but I really fuck with the name so I kinda adopted it for myself.
“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash
“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey
“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”
-Nick da GuapoLord
“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown
“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey
“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”
-Nick da GuapoLord
“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown
by StoneyMaloney March 8, 2018