felix mallard

is hot

me: felix mallard is hot

by tecccccccccccccccccc April 9, 2021

Mallary

The best friend a person can have. Gorgeous, and any guy would be lucky to have her, IF one is ever good enough. Will take control and will always be there even if there is a distance. Loves words and is a terrible grammar nazi and will correct you in a heart beat. Generally likes anime and books.

Girl1:"That girl is such a Mallary"
Girl2: "So she's awesome!"

by iiSnarkySharky August 11, 2010

mallard with a cold

A line from one of the best SNL jokes ever.

"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"

by P8nt December 10, 2007

mallardy

An affliction which causes a woman to make a duckface when posing for a photo.

"What is Stacy doing with her lips in all her pics? She looks like a fucking duck!"
"She has a mallardy. Unfortunately incurable."

by poppingivy May 20, 2014

mallard

An old east coast term for a hundred dollar bill used mainly by the lumpenproletariat .

Pete: I just lost 6 mallards in that juicy poker game down the street.
Phil: You fool. I told you to play here in my game. We give you an honest gamble here.

money buck sawbuck benjamin fin jackson yard dollar

by vastydeep March 15, 2016

mallari

one strong person even he/she is broken-hearted, he/still going no matter how hard life is, I mean if I were I'd keep him/her, very loyal, flirty.

Mallari fought a warrior, he won not because he's strong outside, but there is even stronger, is his heart.

by chapatijersey October 20, 2020

Mallarie

A Loving caring friend and girlfriend often to aggressive needs attention.

That Mallarie is caring for her boyfriend

by Devontae Michael Sharpe April 2, 2019