manlitism

a Florida term used by red-neck males to describe qulaitites of being a male (man).(adj)

Chasing a boar hog into the bush proved his manlitism.

by docdave September 16, 2008

Manitis

When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.

Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.

by Daviscour July 30, 2018

magitis

A condition where a person is usually cowardly, would rather run than stand and fight. This can be combated by drinking any alcoholic substance.

Mag: Oh I think im a mag...........

Hag: Drink some beer then! .... You may have magitis!

by Pittybee April 5, 2013

malivis

Someone who strives to architect their destiny, passionate about their beliefs, has an unwavering faith in their capabilities.

Michael has to be Malivis in order for his business to succeed

by anonymous January 30, 2023

Malikism

Making a clean statement dirty by twisting around the meaning to something inapropriate or provocative.

Friend: Hey did you hear Felicia is a vegetarian?

Me: Wow so she is a lesbian now?

Friend: Wow, I'm not liking that

Malikism you used there dude.

Me: Get it? She doesn't like to eat meat.

Friend: Pervert.

by Just_sayin20 September 6, 2014

manitis

What you have the day after too much SingStar and/or singing/screaming along to songs at the pub.

Sig: Jeez, you sound like a man today...
Ann: Yeah, i know, i have manitis :(

by Anneh April 26, 2008

malitia

When good militias go bad.

Dude, those radical right wing gun lovers down the street are getting nasty!

Yo, Dudette, they're turning into malitia!

by Catalinacat April 2, 2010