malibu

Coconut flavored alcoholic bliss. The Nectar of the gods.

I love drinking Malibu.

by JenThe80'sFan August 9, 2004

Malibu

Malibu coconut rum

Caribalou is 151 and Malibu rum and pineapple, so is this weakness your tryin' to sell me.

by Tech N9ne June 11, 2003

Malibu

To perform the Malibu a person must insert there pinky finger into the anal cavity while using there thumb to stimulate the clitoris. As the thumb reaches maximum velocity it is recomended that the user states enthusiastically "Sweeeeeeeeet!" This move is energetic and entertaining for both partners and while similar to the ever popular "shocker" its complete and utter disregard for the vagina keeps the body guessing. Named and inspired by the Greatest American Gladiator to ever tease a mane of fabulous blonde hair, Malibu, we hope you enjoy this amazing new move!!

(Girl to all her friends the next day)

"Gary totally gave me the most excellent Malibu of my life last night! And I'm fine today!"

by Nick Shattuck September 18, 2007

Malibu

A code-word signifying that the person who spoke it is not enjoying the current male attention; A call for help; See also SOS

Person one "He won't leave me alone!"
Person two "You should have said Malibu!"

by thatsahugebitch July 26, 2009

Malibu

Nickname for one who is very high manteneince, blond hair, doesn't care, extensions, loves getting tan, just wants to be pampered like the city of Malibu.

" I don't understand why Malibu KEEPS ON repainting her nails!"

" I know, she's a bitch"

by yeahyeahyeah12 December 23, 2009

Malibu

Malibu is a beautiful young lady's name who loves the water and her family. She may be small but she prettier then most.

Wow, Malibu looks stunning in that dress.

by Love_Elephants June 16, 2018

Malibu

A beach community with a small town feel, but everything is really fucking expensive which gives the kids that live there a stereotype of being rich, spoiled, bitches who get everything they want and don’t have to try for anything which is not true at all also a lot of celebs live there.

Come on man let’s go catch some good waves in Malibu.

by Me.stealyoman November 11, 2017