Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

maleske

to sneek out in the middle of a party and have sex.

" dude did you just go get a maleske"

by john 500 August 1, 2008

maesheeshon

a girl who is permanently attached to a large mushroom. The average maesheeshon is especially talented at making people feel bad about themselves, and are ussualy very oblivious to the fact that they make people want to jump off of something very tall.

"that maesheeshon is such a bitch, she was laughing at me and when i pointed out she shouldn't be talking because she has a huge mushroom attached to her-she just laughed harder. bitch"

by Mushroom Head February 16, 2008

mallsheimers

when one parks their car at the mall and forgets where it is parked.

why is that guy clicking his key fob over and over again while he walks up and down the parking lot?
He's got Mallsheimers

by scooterscuzz December 28, 2014

malesela

A very introverted person who is very outspoken once you get to know them..he is a guy who has a very long lasting impact on you but nonetheless most of the time he is very caring and kind with a great sense of humor and personality and a person who is usually into football

Malesela is a very introverted person

by 370 victor November 22, 2021

Mahesheed

Most beautiful shit in the world
Can be a little stupid sometimes,also sometimes useful,can't keep their voice low.
Paracetamol is life.(krocin)
Always flexes about their beauty.
A person you can never tolerate 😉
Something about a Mahesheed-"I see it ,I like it,I want it,I got it".

I'm feeling Mahesheed today.

by anonymous November 26, 2021

Maleshia

Maleshia is a kind and loving.

Guy 1: How's your girlfriend?
Guy 2: She's good im so happy I got a Maleshia in my life 😄

by Mia ♤ November 28, 2021