Mald

Someone who is mad that they are bad at a game. Also can refer to someone who is bald and mad, but that is the literal term.

He just lost, he must be malding!
Damn he sucks, he’s so mald!

by gigantyczny czad May 3, 2022

Malding

When someone is so mad they start losing their hair, a contraction of mad and balding.

Did you see that stream last night? Chudlogic destroyed Lordofpatriarchy so hard he started literally malding. Lost his last 5 hairs.

by El Mao April 24, 2020

Malding

Getting so mad that you begin to bald which forms malding

bro just 1v4 clutched the other team must be malding

by Smiley'sBBC May 2, 2022

Malding

When someone is both mad and balding

Vinny Pistone was malding after the chang gang v the people court case

by FlamemanFTW October 22, 2019

Mald

Being mad and bald

Jonh: "Asmongold is always hating on retail WoW."
Dave: "Thats just because he's Mald"

by Mald Cap July 13, 2019

Malding

when someone is both mad and bald.

Have you seen james, he is malding really hard.

by mccallum susimposter March 12, 2021

Mald

When a bald man doesn't get his mount in World of Warcraft he may shout a phrase showing the mald phase has begun.
ex.
"Dogshit ass game dood" "Man what the fuck dood" "smashes head against keyboard* FUCK" "Cock ass"

bald man: uses a mald phrase
Someone: asmonMALD

by Sperglord of Draenor December 4, 2020