make-up

something girls use in a futile attempt to distract guys from ugliness so that they can get sum action.

TO ALL WOMEN OUT THERE... GUYS DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE MAKE-UP ON U!!!

guy: damn that chick was so hot yesterday. y the fuck did she put on make-up?? she looks like a hoe now

by morbidgolem December 15, 2007

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War paint for birds

by Ron May 05, 2003

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what girls need to put on to be pretty.

guy 1: that girl DEF needs some make-up
guy 2: but THAT girl is wearing WAY too much! ahhhh!!!

by gangstagangsta1 October 13, 2006

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Genetics (blood) (bloodline) (family) (parent) (child) (sibling)

You dissing my make-up fam

by Wigland November 21, 2019

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A husband who helps to "mask" his wife's homosexuality. The lesbian equivalent of a beard for gay men.

Sandy: I see you decided to wear make-up tonight
/jerks head towards other woman's husband

Ellen: Yeah, might as well impress the boss with a successful marriage, you know?

by Broey Goebbels February 08, 2011

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