Make an ass of himself

behave in a way that makes one look foolish or stupid.

"he is stewed and about to make an ass of himself"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

make one's ass pucker

to frighten one, to scare one badly

A disaster like that would make one's ass pucker.

by Light Joker August 27, 2007

Make it rain on that ass

When a guy jerks off on his partners ass, to avoid coming inside of her, or by choice because he likes to come on his partners ass then rub his cock in his own spunk.

Nauman: Oh man, I can't wait until I see Shannon in Florida and she gives me her amazingly tight doggie style! I am gonna make it rain on that ass!

Sam: Bro, you're an idiot. You broke up with her last week because you said she was "using you as a character in her fantasy..." Whatever that means...

Nauman: oh yeah, that's right... I guess I'll just have to use my hand like always.

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by shannoneliot June 4, 2014

Make it rain on that ass

When a guy jerks off on his partners ass, to avoid coming inside of her, or by choice because he likes to come on his partners ass then rub his cock in his own spunk.

Nauman: Oh man, I can't wait until I see Shannon in Florida and she gives me her amazingly tight doggie style! I am gonna make it rain on that ass!

Sam: Bro, you're an idiot. You broke up with her last week because you said she was "using you as a character in her fantasy..." Whatever that means...

Nauman: oh yeah, that's right... I guess I'll just have to use my hand like always.

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by shannoneliot June 4, 2014

Fuck-Ass YouTubers Try To Make The Creator Of AI Look Stupid

To cover for the fact that they tried to 'beat him at his own game' (Which THEY LOST the second the AI came online) and then got a bunch of kids murdered. The cover up itself being a perpendicular game they devised where they attempt to prevent said creator of AI from getting the credit or paid for doing so by using overt fascist media collusion and the thing that was already happening all so they can lie to their children about the types of people that succeed in society (which is discrimination by class and a violation of the equal protections clause of the 14th amendment).

Hym "Fuck-Ass YouTubers Try To Make The Creator Of AI Look Stupid, get a bunch of kids murdered... AGAIN. I'm actually JEALOUS! The YouTube freaks are better at child-murder than I AM!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2025

make one's asshole pucker

To be excited, or nervous about something.

1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!

by Weeger January 21, 2008

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

by Cont78 March 29, 2010