raging and maintaining

When in college, you party multiple times a week yet maintain a 3.0 gpa

Bro 1:
Dude, your grades blow and you don't even party. I have been raging and maintaining since freshman year and I'm going to get a dope-ass job.

Bro 2: I don't know how you do it bro

by chokatay247 November 14, 2010

maintaining

keeping your cool no matter what happens. used in keeping a certain way about you.

"maintaining rock-on status"

by filter January 25, 2005

maintaining

1. (v.) to be of sound mind; to have a situation under control.

"All of my bills are overdue, but I'm maintaining."

by Tak October 8, 2001

Maintaining

to keep up or carry on drinking for hours and hours. To keep in an existing state; preserve or retain consciousness after much intoxication. Maintaining!

Maintaining:we are going to maintain tonight, no shots.

Holy F**k I maintained last night, I really should be dead after all i drank.

by toronto1984 November 10, 2010

Truth Maintaining

Writing down either the exact words each individual says, or only the most important words they say, and/or audio or video-recording the words them to deter the participants in a discussion, argument, conversation, or negotiation from making false statements or saying they said something other than what they said or saying they did not say something they said.

Because human beings tend to make false statements it is extremely helpful to practice Truth Maintaining by writing down and also audio or video-recording individuals as they express themselves in a discussion, argument, conversation, or negotiation.

by but for May 8, 2018

mainlanding

this is when you are balls deep in a girl, just tearing her shit apart and right when you're going to cum you pull out and spew all in her belly button, then you take your cock and stick it in the belly button and rub all the cum up to her mouth and when you finally arrive at the mainland or her mouth you take your roters and slap 'em all around.

dude, i totally just mainlanded that bitch.

hey sexy, ever been mainlanding?

by Corporal Hymen April 20, 2009

Reality Maintaining Words

The set of words which (established and) maintain reality.

"Could we change reality by suppressing, hiding, or extricating the Reality Maintaining Words?", asked Professor Spot Tricks. "How many RMWs are there anyway?" Asked Joe. "How many RMWs do you estimate there are", asked Dick. "How many RMWs do you estimate exist", asked Bernd. The instructor commended Bernd because "exist" is concise, whereas "there are" is prolix, and clarified that listing all the RMWs would exact mountains of time, so it is more likely that only an estimate, not a specific number, could be achieved. Then she asked the students, "And could we change reality by promoting the use of a different set of words?" "Yes", said most students. "What would you call those words?" "Reality Correcting Words", said Sally.

by but for September 13, 2018