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Mahon's Journals

The worst possible thing to do when you're reading a book. opposition, repetition, and metaphor. you don't know how much to write, and when you write as much as you can, it's not enough.

on a scale of 0-4, the highest anyone has gotten is a 2.
1: What are you doing?
2: Mahon's journals....
1: Have fun with that!
2: Shut. Up.

alvin mahon 

A insanely sexy Asian dude who happens to wank too much. He also has a habit of being shit at asking girls out and is at approximately 0 for 50 in the last few years
E.g. “Oi Alvin Mahon you fat shit cunt, Jamee’s over here”
alvin mahon by Freddies fatty September 5, 2019

pogues mahon

kiss my ass
oi coper pogues mahon!
pogues mahon by jombie13 September 29, 2008

Gerard Mc Mahon 

A Legend, Hero, One of a Kind
Gerard Mc Mahon can be Compared to VIDIC
Gerard Mc Mahon by Gerard Mc Mahon January 19, 2008

National rape Aaron Mahon day

John : let me rape u

Aaron : why

John : because it’s National rape aaron Mahon day

Aaron : fair enough put it in

Maddox Mahon 

Oh I was talking to Maddox Mahon, He is not cool.
Maddox Mahon by gmaiee January 31, 2020