MANROD

Technically ones penis, but also pertaining to ones spirit.

Alright dude, hows your manrod? Its on a red up arrow... sweet

by Markyg August 29, 2003

pat magroin

sounds like pat my groin

"does anybody know who pat magroin is?"

by mcdugan September 9, 2007

Dirty Magruder

noun, verb - dur-dee muh-g rOO-der

-Masturbating to the Watergate trial while wearing a Boy Scout uniform.

Dan Falato told Artie Lange a childhood story about how he was kicked out of Cub Scouts for getting caught doing the Dirty Magruder instead of helping build a tee-pee.

by MsMaryContrary May 19, 2016

Patience Magruder

She's the best girlfriend ever. Literally everyone's dream girl. She deserves so much from the whole world and so much more, she's the best person you'll ever meet and she's just perfect. She's so beautiful, special, and just so amazing in every way. You'll always be thinking about her beautiful face, like the thought of it will make you want to smile. You will always love her and care for her. She's such a perfect girl, I swear nothing is as beautiful as her. If I was able to give her the entire world I would. She has the most beautiful eyes ever. She's the most beautiful girl in the world. You'd never want to lose a girl like that trust me because without her in your life what would be the point of living? She is everything anyone could ask for. Treat her with all the love she deserves and attention she needs because she deserves that and so much more. Don't make her sad or upset, just make her happy because she's the prettiest person ever when she's happy. She's the definition of a bad bitch, like she's the baddest fr she listens to the best music and her style is fire. But like overall Patience Magruder will be a blessing to anyone . But she’s and always will be. I love her with my entire heart and she has my whole heart. I've never been in love with someone like this before. She showed me what real love is and I'll always be in debt. I appreciate her so much and will forever be grateful to have her. So thank you Patience Magruder for everything my love

Luis Rodriguez/ Me: Can’t wait to make Patience Magruder into Patience Rodriguez

Pablo: Wow that suites her

by ilovepatience April 28, 2022

Magruder

1.) verb - A signature move when playing basketball, similar to Mossing (Randy Moss) someone in football. Normally to Magruder someone, beast mode must be turned on.

2.) Noun - A person of legendary stature or prowess from an ancient line of beast mode; a legend. It is said that the first Magruder was responsible for the disappearance of the dinosaurs. Not to be confused with MacGruber, a popular SNL skit which was later turned into a movie.

I was playing basketball with John when crossed me over, stepped back, and jayed me in the face. He broke my left ankle. I got Magrudered nasty.

You know that kid Scooter? He says he does what he wants all the time. - Well, he is a Magruder.

by BigDaddyScoot June 25, 2010

mafrodite

A denominator for the sexual organs of a hermaphrodite, I. E. a denominator for both male and female reproductive organs in a single human body.

"She had both. A marfodite."

by Reinhold Jylhä April 10, 2005

Macrodrop

The act of physically dropping printouts of macros in real life, possibly with a message or URL also printed on them as a means of either advertising or general disruption.

"I macrodropped our website all over the library; half the Reference section is filled with 'Invisible Bike' now."

by TQC March 23, 2008