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Magnus is perfect. No one can be as perfect and amazing as Magnus. Magnus will light up your life, like nobody else will. He is an amazing, caring and loving person. He is very fun to be around, and can be very silly, goofy and giggly. Very competetive and strong-willed. Always wants you to feel comfortable, and is always caring about you and your mood, health and thoughts. Magnus is always there for you, and if Magnus falls in love with you, you will be blessed. He will make you feel like the only girl in the world, and will treat you like a queen. He will give you all the attention and time you need, without it being too much for him. He will listen to everything you say, understand and support you.

Magnus values his friends and family a lot, and he is truly there for them he loves, when they need it.
Magnus is the best cuddler in the world, and is ALWAYS up to cuddling. He loves being the big spoon, and has no problem with being the little spoon as well. He is also the best kisser in the world, and he will always make you feel good in that kind of way :)

On top being one of the best and most loving people in the world, Magnus is very attractive, and can make any girl fall in love with him. He is so hot, and he has a great sense of fashion. He is very tall, and he has a gorgeous body and face. His hair is always perfect, and he smells so good. Everyone should have a Magnus in their life. He is amazing.
Girl 1: "That guy over there is so hot! Who is he?"
Girl 2: "It's Magnus! He is perfect, right?"
Girl 1: "Indeed."
by djella April 28, 2020
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magnus chase

A Norse demigod. (Son of Frey) Popular fictional character in the book series, Magnus Chase and The Gods Of Asgard. A notable characteristic of him is that he loves falafel.
by riordanverse December 29, 2019
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Magnum Dong

Magnum Dong is a phrase said by Danny DeVito. He requires a Monster Condom for his Magnum Dong.
I dropped my Monster Condom for my Magnum Dong.
by Bruuh Moment August 1, 2019
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Magnus

The greatest name to ever been said or seen. If you see a Magnus marry them.
Hey did you see the name Magnus is awesome!
Omg I am soooo naming my kid Magnus!
by Psoeirhrjehjd January 16, 2020
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Magnus Carlsen

The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!
"Did you see Magnus Carlsen's game against Nakamura?! That was an amazing queen sacrifice!!"
by ChessLegend December 4, 2020
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Magnum dong

What Danny DeVito has
I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong
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Dirty Magnus

Dirty Magnus is when a girl is talking to a boy for month and clearly likes him but then magnus carries on sleeping with other girls. The girl would then perform a blowjob on their dog just to get attention from this boy. He would then perform anal on said girl.
Magnus: Ok i’m gonna stick it in
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?
by imjustacooldude April 14, 2020
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