Magic Johnson

The name given by a male to a penis that a woman fantasizes about.

Gina couldn't stop from having a wet dream thinking about Magic Johnson.

by urbandict1 July 26, 2010

magic johnson

magic johnson's are a pair of 32 in. rims. like his number in the NBA.

"Oh shit nigga, those some big ass rims."
"Damn straight, those some magic johnson's right there."

by pimpshit May 15, 2006

Magic Johnson

A basketball player who coincidently averages a triple-double every game who coincidently is in a relationship with a girl or guy youv'e had your eyes on longer than you've know about the relationship.

I noticed this cheerleader at the football game and fell in love with her only to find out that shes dating Magic Johnson.

by Shawt November 15, 2009

Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.

I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.

by Freeoakley February 10, 2017

Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.

Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.

by Voyceee June 25, 2017

Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

by niggismallz December 27, 2023

Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit

The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television.

It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)

Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen.

Still, everyone would.. know...

by Scottee Mac November 25, 2010