madagascar 

a clearly low budget movie made by the guys who made Shrek. i saw it yesterday, and must say that its the biggest load of shit ive ever watched. very shitty story line.

"i saw madagascar. i wanted to punch the director of this movie in the face"- quote from someone who saw the premire of the film.

madagascar by Bad Boi September 2, 2005

Madagascar 

an island nation in Africa whose only useful contributions to the planet are lemur monkeys and Freddy Mercury.

Hello and welcomne to the Lemur Terminal of Freddy Mercury International Airport.

Madagascar by Shawn E. April 23, 2003

madagascar 

n.

Slang term used to describe a nice booty. A VERY nice booty. Used as code when the woman with the booty in question is within hearing distance.

*girl with nice booty walks by*

Boy 1: DAMN...did you see that?
Boy 2: Hell yeah. Madagascar!

madagascar by Percy Sugarwillows May 2, 2006

Madagascar hissing cockroach 

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

Madagascar hissing cockroach by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022

Madagascar Slobber Sandwhich

To get deeped throated by a weasel on a Jewish Holiday

Man 1: Did you hear about Durnya

Man 2: Yea he got Madagascar Slobber Sandwhich that was probably amazing.

Man 3: Isn't that Illegal

Man 4: Lets go find out

Madagascar Slobber Sandwhich by Narwahlking39 January 21, 2011

Madagascar Problem 

In the game pandemic II, where the disease fails to infect madagascar because the area shuts down their one shipyard so quickly.

I lost pandemic II 3 times in a row due to the stupid madagascar problem

Madagascar Problem by djfis May 4, 2009

Madagascar Face Cream 

Seamen. Also known as Cum, Seminal Fluid, Jizz, Splooge New Clam Man Chowder. Madagascar because its natives do not have enough money to get regular face cream so they use cum instead to smooth their skin out and rid it of acne.

Last night I shot a load of Madagascar face cream all over Mrs. Whalen's chunky tits.

Madagascar Face Cream by TheNightHawk October 14, 2009