A man who has a mommy complex like no other. He is extremely needy and will want a woman to "take care of his needs" eg. satisfy his insatiable thirst for chocolate milk, tucking him into bed at night, packing a lunch for him etc...
by psychobunny January 8, 2009
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friend 1: get in the car
friend 2: what why
friend 1: shut up im manchildnapping you
friend 2: nah man im good
friend 1: get em!!
Friend 3,4,5 get out and grab friend one and put him in the car
Friend 1,3,4, and 5: yeah road trip
friend 2: Fuck you guys
friend 2: what why
friend 1: shut up im manchildnapping you
friend 2: nah man im good
friend 1: get em!!
Friend 3,4,5 get out and grab friend one and put him in the car
Friend 1,3,4, and 5: yeah road trip
friend 2: Fuck you guys
by mignoculus December 20, 2016
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Bob: Hey are we playing at 7pm?
Tim: Probably not going to happen tonight. Jack is on Marchildon Time.
Tim: Probably not going to happen tonight. Jack is on Marchildon Time.
by Not a Marchildon January 28, 2022
Get the Marchildon Time mug.A child who outwardly appears like an adult -- conventionally this means a full grown male that acts immaturely, or pursues childish interests. For example, it's acceptable to play games like World of Warcraft, but it's generally unacceptable to spend twelve hours a day doing so and/or attending conventions.
Manchildren, of course, are not limited to gamers. There are many types and variants of 'not-quite-men, but look-like-men.'
Manchildren, of course, are not limited to gamers. There are many types and variants of 'not-quite-men, but look-like-men.'
Dude, I swear that manchild's a furry or something.
You know the guy, always lies about getting laid and wears that Tasmanian Devil tie.
You know the guy, always lies about getting laid and wears that Tasmanian Devil tie.
by BBBS December 29, 2008
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Get the MADCHILDS mug.Gods lulziest joke. His fedora and katana collection are the envy of every red pilled, black pilled, MRA, MGTOW, Incel keyboard warrior that ever wanted to feel superior to a woman. He loves guns, donates to wall construction, masturbates to his own intellect on his or others youtube channels, and would gladly give Donald Trump a blowjob if commanded to. He often enjoys bragging to his likeminded, deeply insecure friends about any new racist, sexist meme he comes up with. Saying something offensive and/or "triggering" to his percieved enemies is often the only way he can achieve orgasm. (Orange man bad! Ugghhh, I just came) Finds selfishness to be the highest value and human suffering to be immensely amusing. Extremely petty and just plain awful to be around. Angry, paranoid and miserable, he will never learn to change. Will most likely write something against this particular definition. DO IT, FAGGOT.
A typical manchild hates his own Mother and blames women for everything in his life when not blaming everything else on different skin colors, political opinions, etc.
by whocaresireallydont January 27, 2019
Get the Manchild mug.Man usually with a name of Cliff is into anime and 4chan rarely leaves his room heavy dr pepper drinker much like the all praised most famous man child of all time who literally does nothing but what's mentioned above and still lives with his mom.
YO bro you hear that highschool drop out Lundeen is living in his garage playing old sega games and smoking weed all day? Yeah dude that guy is such a manchild loser burnout.
by JessePinkman799 July 8, 2018
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