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mad hatter

"...back to back hits of that Mad Hatter magic."
"Spiders in the mattress, paisley sunglasses, dialated eyes green, Ice grill that could burn through your Picture-in-picture widescreen.
Poison late late show starring Aes Aesop Rock and his jigsaw face."
by bigshady September 3, 2006
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mad hatter

An extremely ugly person, usually of Middle Eastern descent, with a large nose who is totally mad and likely to blow your ass up with some jihad shit.
by panda, the holy warrior October 20, 2006
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mad hatter

When you take a hit off a pipe/bong/blunt with marijuana in it and in the same breath inhale from a cigarette and then without exhaling take a shot of hard liquor then exhale all the smoke after swallowing.
Dude, my friend was totally messed off some mad hatters last night.
by FoeHammer December 5, 2005
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Mad Hatters

The Tea Party movement. Specifically the more radical ones that think there is a communist plot and a threat to the democracy to the country. They wear weird hats. They have insane conspiracy theories. They are loud, provocative, and in coherent... like the Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland.
Glenn Beck is a Mad Hatter.

The Tea Party is filled with Mad Hatters
by osirica March 11, 2010
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the mad hatter

While a man lays on his back on the dining room table as if he is the centerpiece at a tea party, a woman comes up and puts her vagina on his head while another man tea bags the first guy while shoving a cupcake in the girls face.
Man, last night at the tea party, things got so crazy "the mad hatter" showed up.
by Thegang2 December 26, 2013
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Mad hatter

In this situation, a man would be in the process of getting head from his Partner, while he is standing and she is on her knees. Right before ejaculation the man would pull out, cum in her eyes, sit on top of her head and drop a deuce.
Last night I picked up this ho at the club and when she was giving me head I pulled off a mad hatter.
by 1TRUTH April 4, 2008
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mad hatters day

A day of madness. Ever watch Alice in Wonderland? Well ayyyeeee that's what this day is. Yep, it's real. Google it. Grab a crazy ass hat 'cause this is gonna be mad.
Person1: What's with the hat??

Person2: MAD HATTERS DAY

Person1: The shit when did this exist
by RVPQueen July 22, 2016
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