mactel

This term refers to the upcoming Apple Macintosh systems with x86 Intel processors. Apparently, (Apple/IBM/Motorola) is going to halt the production of PowerPC processors, so Apple is switching to Intel. Or maybe this is just another ploy to get PC users to switch to the Mac platform. The world may never know.

"Hey look, it's one of those newfangled Mactels! I just bought a brand new PowerMac G5, and now Apple is going to switch to a new processor within a year or two? May I be the first to say, 'summuhmmahbitch!'"

by beta3 August 28, 2005

matepress

It's a sex position.

"I'm gonna matepress him tonight!"

by Kai_Beanz November 8, 2023

Macterbation

Macterbation (mack-tur-bait-shun) or Macterbating (verb) Is the act of obsessing yourself in apple products to the point you damn near bust a nut. So deep in MacBook Pros, iPads, iPhones, that it's become a major part of your life tinkering with apple products. Literally to the point of suspected viagra abuse because your friends are concerned over the fact that you spend hours on end in front of a laptop, tv, tablet or cellphone with a mega huge raging boner. This is a serious condition and there will probably be some sort of walk for it one of these days... Be ready.

You walk in to see your bro shacked up in bed; laptop on chest surfing Steve Jobs memorial websites, apple tv "airplaying" off the iPhone in the background, crushing the book on a tablet no more than a fingers "poke" away and blaring iTunes (probably the beetles or bob dylan) in the pitch black dark of your parents basement totin' a black turtle neck tee and maybe sipping a pinot grigio. Straight up Macterbation sesh

by Brozay Cuervo March 28, 2012

macterialism

The inordinate, overwhelming desire to possess and flaunt each and every new Apple release.

Since I saw Johnny's new iPhone, I succumbed to macterialism and started to despise my Blackberry.

by mrshappycamper April 4, 2010

macteens

1. A site for teen age mac users
2. A Macintosh computer users enthusiast site
3. A gaming clan
4. A site that kicks major ass

Whoa, that article I saw on macteens r0x0r5 y0r b0x0r5.

by Chlarkev Awcolbe January 27, 2004

Mactentious

Adjective describing those who purchase Apple products in order to fit in with the "cool" crowd. The Mactentious often bring their Macbooks and iPads in coffee shops pretending to read various blogs and classic literature. The Mactentious will argue without reason that everyone should own a Mac due to it's superiority, ignoring all logical arguments. Mactentious people will often be seen wearing scarves, fedoras, and only drink fair trade coffee.

Johnny: How do I view the properties for this folder? Your mouse has no right click.

Jimmy: Right click? Pfftt. Well, you COULD change the settings to activate a right click. But the Mac is perfect as it is.

Johnny: Your so Mactentious.

by Musehobo October 26, 2010

Mactememstupiddumslowmo

1. To be totaly dislexic and retarded while being physically slow.
2. To be totaly confused and unable to speak correctly
Commonly used in insurance/banking organisations in Australia.

Oh "name" your such a Mactememstupiddumslowmo.
Im having a Mactememstupiddumslowmo day.

by 2spesh4u August 14, 2006