mactel

This term refers to the upcoming Apple Macintosh systems with x86 Intel processors. Apparently, (Apple/IBM/Motorola) is going to halt the production of PowerPC processors, so Apple is switching to Intel. Or maybe this is just another ploy to get PC users to switch to the Mac platform. The world may never know.

"Hey look, it's one of those newfangled Mactels! I just bought a brand new PowerMac G5, and now Apple is going to switch to a new processor within a year or two? May I be the first to say, 'summuhmmahbitch!'"

mactel by beta3 August 28, 2005

Jaeden Martell 

the most perfect boy to live, ever. Hes so beautiful and his voice is so relaxing. His acting is outstanding and his style is immaculate. His sense of humor is extremely funny and he supports everyone for who they are.

“Whos the boy who stutters in IT?”

“Oh thats Bill Denbrough, hes played by Jaeden Martell.”

Jaeden Martell by p!nk fluffY un!c0rns August 4, 2020

Amish Mantel

A sexual position in which a man stands and holds a woman in an upside-down 69. Usually works best with a spinner.

Named so because he can rest his face on her oustretched legs, like a mantel, and her bush is on his chin and he looks Amish.

Man, look at the spinner. I'd like to build an Amish Mantel.

Amish Mantel by Alejandro Lupus August 1, 2010

Trixie Mattel 

Trixie Mattel (Brian Furkus) is beloved drag queen from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Now living in WEHO. She appeared on RuPauls Best Friend Race season 7 and All Stars 3, in which she won All Stars 3 (rightfully so). She also has a hit TV show on Viceland with fellow Drag Race alumnus Katya Zamolodchicova. She uses over the top makeup skills to look like a doll.

Trixie Mattel didn't rob Shangela of the All Stars 3 crown.

Trixie Mattel by katyasfagash June 3, 2018

Machteld 

Machteld is a pretty girl with a lot of craziness.
Everybody needs to know Machteld because she's an amazing friend and you can act normal (read: extremely crazy) with her.
When you think of Machteld you'll become hungry.

Machteld loves dance movies (read: step up) with a lot of boys with beautiful six-packs in it.

A day with Machteld in it is always fun and it gives you the possibility to act like a weirdo and to eat candy like you never ate it before.
When you get to know a Machteld, you will notice that you become more and more strange and weird. This is absolutely normal!
When it comes to men, she's very demanding and it will take a while before she'll find a boyfriend that fits her perfectly.
But unless her boyfriend is Moose, she'll never be completely happy
When you want to hang out with Machteld you absolutely have to be wild and crazy!
Last but not least... If you ever meet Machteld, you cannot tell her hello in a normal way!
You have to give her a fist and blow it up!

Machteld is coming.
I should get some candy!

Machteld by Moose_loves_you_;) June 14, 2013

Mackellar girls campus

Mackellar girls campus

Mackellar girls campus is the definition of bitch school

Mackellar girls campus by kidner June 17, 2019

Macaela

Macaela is a person who acts innocent, but isn't always. She can be a little princess at time, by whinning, but she is a great friend. She is kind and gets along well with others. She can be hyper. If you like a Macaela, she would be a great girlfriend as well.

Friend(Kayla): Macaela, stop being a little princess.
Friend(Isabella): *laughs and falls over*
Macaela: I'm not a little princess! *whinny voice*
Kayla: Stop whinning then! And also you aren't so innocent...

Macaela by Zany Girl May 23, 2016