manphibian

A human with extraordinary aqua prowess, particularly if an athlete.

Michael Phelps is an awesome manphibian!

by LydiaZoo December 27, 2009

machiniality

(v.) act of boning machines

Andrew commited machiniality when he boned his laptop.

We caught Andrew in the act of machiniality with his dick stuck in his Taurus' tailpipe.

by Andrew69b November 2, 2008

Maniphilia

The state of enjoying the act of masturbation more than sex.

I have maniphilia, she can't even compare to what my hand can do.

by pseudochrist August 11, 2009

McPhilliac

One who chronically enguages in and/or ingests McGina/McDouche.

A new kind of Mac Attack: McPhilliac.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

Machilla

A nickname you give to a very preppy, bitchy, gossiper.

Bob: Do you know that girl over there?

Jeff: Yeah, she's such a Machilla dude

Bob: Oh, bummer.

by Cyrus:D November 16, 2010

Mycophiliac

One who has an abnormal obsession, or sexual attraction to mycobacterium. Usually this person is a microbiologist or biochemistry major in college.

Don't let Phil touch the mycobacteria again, he is a mycophiliac.

by UNH Biochemistry October 27, 2009

machiniality

a person who has sex with machines

that bitch is into machiniality or that dickhead's into machiniality

by J.W.R. April 3, 2008