mickelsons

Another term to describe manboobs, relating to the chest of portly PGA golfer Phil Mickelson.

That guy at the beach today had some serious mickelsons.

by bradinarizona April 26, 2006

Mickeltan.

A suntan that only golfers own. Made famous by Masters winner Phil Mickelson.

It includes parts of the face, both forearms and one hand. Not to be confused with the farmers tan.

Blimey it was hot out there today. I played 36 holes and came home with a Mickeltan.

by mattgod66 May 9, 2010

Beam Mickelson

A ridiculously stout alcoholic mixed drink made with 10 oz. of Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey, 2 oz. of Coca-Cola® Classic, and lots of ice. Most commonly consumed by alcoholics while watching Phil Mickelson win the Masters.

- Dude, did you see the Masters?
- Sort of. I drank four Beam Mickelsons and passed out after Tiger double-bogied 13. What happened?
- Dude...

by Red D April 2, 2008

mickelson

a marijuana cigarette; stems from the old term "left-handed cigarette"

We were fucked up after we lit up that Mickelson.

by Kramerica Enterprises August 4, 2006

mackerson dojo

Where only the elite mma fighters train.(home of the ground and pound)

Holy shit i got invited to the mackerson dojo!

by SinisterIceMan October 16, 2008

Amanda Marketon-Snowden

Having qaulities that delight the senses, a qaulity that gives pleasure to the mind, associated with such properties as harmony of form and color, excellence of artistry and orinallity, a conspicuous example of beauty, grace and sexuality, a zenith or apex of beauteous delight.

While visiting the art museum i saw few paintings i would consider Amanda Marketon-Snowden.

by Trebor Retsnom December 10, 2012

phil mickelson

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

by bob March 31, 2005