Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

macaulay caulking

the effect on your insides,when you drink them raisin dry with lots of cheap whiskey (preferably The Great Macaulay Premium Scotch Whiskey 40 % Vol.)

A: Do you still have that horrible stomachache?!
B: It will be over soon, because tonight's gonna be macaulay caulking

by ChrisRiot December 18, 2012

Macaulay Culkin

To call someone on the phone.

"I'll Macaulay Culkin you around 9."

by Nick 416 October 8, 2007

Reverse Macaulay Culkin

A sexual act whereby an angry woman takes a man's seed in her hands, spreads it around them, and slaps it on the man's cheeks, resulting in his scream similar to the famous scene from Home Alone.

That asshole cheated on me! Well, the joke will be on him when I pull a reverse Macaulay Culkin!

by awboy November 22, 2011

Macaulay

Massive stud with giant dick loves doggy

Look how hot Macaulay is

by Macaulay Ryder January 6, 2022

Macaulay wells

the fittiest fit ever and has a huge cock and loves giving head to girls also he get all the girls

mac hes fit macaulay wells

by benny pearson skin November 28, 2011

macaulay

a person with beautiful eyes and long eyelashes ( thats not the only thing thats long tho) also lovely hair and very funny did i mention massive d*ck

" Damn macaulay's d*ck is so big it drags on floor. "

by fifiaram June 6, 2023