The smelliest motherucker out there with an annoying voice, a big nose and no sense of humour. He will shout at everyone because he has no friends and will probably die alone.
by SmellyMaartenSucks May 28, 2016

A real arrogant prick.
He thinks he is above all.
Yet he is still likeable and has friends
Kinda smart
He thinks he is above all.
Yet he is still likeable and has friends
Kinda smart
by Smeerkaas_in_pot February 13, 2017

The name comes from latin: king of lightning.
transferred into modern english it basicly meens a guy who is strong, brave, sporty, nice, fit and many more
People look up to a Maarten since they are very good in football / soccer, they tend to excell in many other physical sports too.
Many girls would like him because a Maarten has an athletes body, meaning six pack and tight muscles.
transferred into modern english it basicly meens a guy who is strong, brave, sporty, nice, fit and many more
People look up to a Maarten since they are very good in football / soccer, they tend to excell in many other physical sports too.
Many girls would like him because a Maarten has an athletes body, meaning six pack and tight muscles.
by name analyzer11 October 17, 2010

A "friendly island" in the Caribbean sea that is 1 part of a whole. It's the dutch side of the split island. It is part of the Netherlands Antilles, along with Curacao,Bonaire, St. Eustatius, and Saba. English and dutch are the official languages.
Oh sweet St. Maarten land
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen
by Tweetygyal March 6, 2009

A very big man witch is very buff and always wears flexing t-shirts. but he really tries to hard like a beta male
look a beta male
me: he is really a Maarten
him: yes yes
or:
me: In the summer you' ve gone a lot to the gym, you look like a real Maarten, wow
you: thanks
me: he is really a Maarten
him: yes yes
or:
me: In the summer you' ve gone a lot to the gym, you look like a real Maarten, wow
you: thanks
by maarten❤sexdungeon May 27, 2019

A weird guy who has a lot of time on his hands, but also likes to get hit up the side of the head by an Arizona iced tea can.
He likes to instruct and train people a lot.
He likes to instruct and train people a lot.
Person 1: Have you heard of Maarten Wilhelm?
Person 2: Absolutely, I am terrified of him after receiving Basic training
Person 2: Absolutely, I am terrified of him after receiving Basic training
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by Sinadis June 5, 2017
