The smelliest motherucker out there with an annoying voice, a big nose and no sense of humour. He will shout at everyone because he has no friends and will probably die alone.
by SmellyMaartenSucks April 26, 2016
A real arrogant prick.
He thinks he is above all.
Yet he is still likeable and has friends
Kinda smart
He thinks he is above all.
Yet he is still likeable and has friends
Kinda smart
by Smeerkaas_in_pot February 13, 2017
The name comes from latin: king of lightning.
transferred into modern english it basicly meens a guy who is strong, brave, sporty, nice, fit and many more
People look up to a Maarten since they are very good in football / soccer, they tend to excell in many other physical sports too.
Many girls would like him because a Maarten has an athletes body, meaning six pack and tight muscles.
transferred into modern english it basicly meens a guy who is strong, brave, sporty, nice, fit and many more
People look up to a Maarten since they are very good in football / soccer, they tend to excell in many other physical sports too.
Many girls would like him because a Maarten has an athletes body, meaning six pack and tight muscles.
by name analyzer11 October 13, 2010
A "friendly island" in the Caribbean sea that is 1 part of a whole. It's the dutch side of the split island. It is part of the Netherlands Antilles, along with Curacao,Bonaire, St. Eustatius, and Saba. English and dutch are the official languages.
Oh sweet St. Maarten land
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen
by Tweetygyal March 07, 2009
A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!
by SAJEMA October 20, 2010
A Maarten is a person who is manipulative, lies a lot, and overall not to be trusted. They drink mostly alcohol.
Maarten's immediately believe everything they hear/read that fit's their own political/social ideas and do not want to hear anything that rivals these believes.
They are not open for discussion/other opinions and like to take the word all night, while drinking alcoholic beverages and lie.
Maarten's immediately believe everything they hear/read that fit's their own political/social ideas and do not want to hear anything that rivals these believes.
They are not open for discussion/other opinions and like to take the word all night, while drinking alcoholic beverages and lie.
by FruitFlyAttack November 22, 2021
by BAASterd October 09, 2023