myphton

When you have sex with a milf but she turns out to be a dude

I met a girl at the bar but she turned out to be a myphton

by Pulsation October 8, 2021

mykyta

Mykyta means greek god in Russian

Example " Hey Mykyta you are such a greek god"

by Mitram December 30, 2016

myp3t

The clan that is your worse nightmare and you hope never gets into your scrim

You've become "myp3t" now.........

by - LuckyDucky - June 29, 2003

Mykyta Vyslobitsky

It is a legend from Village School, TX. He was there only one year, but all school knowed him. He always did some weird shit, like eating borax.

Oh, Mykyta Vyslobitsky, NO! Don't eat Borax! Mykyta!

by Utotska February 21, 2020

mymytheme

A fundamental generic unit of communication in narrative typically involving a real relationship between a character, an event, and a theme from which myths are created and observed in ones head based on an erroneous understanding of its underlying meme out of the context of its culture followed by things escalating way too quickly.

Pronounced with varying emphasis on the both letter y's, based on context.

All of the folks who raided the old capitol or just watched are guilty in its mymytheme as those who stay home and claim to have understood the experience of this plight, sheeet.

by realdddeal February 5, 2021

mykyte

Mykyte name numerology is 9. Mykytes are the most wonderful people you'd ever meet. They'd never waste your time. If you had a teacher or friend named Mykyte you're soooo lucky! Mykytes are great companions! They will act loyal, and their really smart.

Wow Mykyte is sooooo smart

by HelloThere1234568 March 19, 2021

Mykyta

A middle-aged pirate. Be careful with him and his songs when he is a little drunk.

- Whose ship is this?

- Mykyta's
- Turn the boat round! Back!

by Wolver1n3 April 2, 2024