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mushroom head

mushroom head are the crappest band i have every heard. i cant stand any of their music, my brotehr has a few of their albums, and whenever he plays them i beat the shit outta him for playing crap music, they are shame to the metal world, FUCK mushroom head, i love metal but have no respect for mushroom head. also see gay for more mushroomhead.
u hear that crap ass band mushroomhead? yeh they sucked dick they pussies
by dancing idiot May 9, 2005
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Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.
Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin
by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018
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mushroom head penis

A penis with a very large head
" His dick is the mushroom head penis type, with the girth of the head much larger than the shaft, as many women like."
by Willhelmina Plowes January 26, 2010
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mushroom-head tattoo

the act of pulling out your cock and smacking someone in the face with it, leaving the imprint of your mushroom head
when kayla got out of line and started crying, steve gave her a mushroom-head tattoo
by tony May 2, 2004
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pronounced mushroom head (PMH)

A pronounced mushroom head (PMH) is identified by a glans (or penis head) that is characterized by a distinct mushroom shape with a circumference that is significantly larger than the penis shaft. PMH is thought to bring greater pleasure during intercourse to females because of the friction created by the mushroom-shaped head (in contrast to the pencil dick) on the clitoris.
What did his penis look like? It was beautiful, he had a very pronounced mushroom head (PMH).
by eeyore777 December 7, 2010
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Mr. Mushroom Head

"I wanna suck your Mr. Mushroom Head!"
"Oh go right ahead, sexy"
by hahahhahahahahaha August 6, 2009
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curly mushroom head

when that lesbian bitch in the front of your class room has hair that looks like a retarded mushroom with a curly top.
Damn liam look at that bitch with the curly mushroom head.
by wetcock69 May 28, 2016
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