A term given to the football club of Manchester united. After the delightfull event of a plane crash in 1958 were by the team of Man U plumeted to their deserved deaths as they hit the icy munich runway in flames. From then on they were known simply as Munich. Also see scum, glory hunters, inbreds, cunts, and people not from Manchester
by Harold shipman November 26, 2006
You pick up a girl at a bar and are lucky enough to take her home. You are however embarrassed by the small size of your penis and promptly switch the light off when things get funky in the bedroom. When you are about to have sex you reach for a dildo and proceed to pleasure the girl with it like it is your own penis. The girl is none the wiser and afterward thinks you have both stamina and a large wang.
by Simon74 April 10, 2007
by thessparked October 21, 2020
Buddy 1: As you are a Bayern Munich what does Bayen likes?
Buddy 2:Bayern likes to humiliate every club. ( Barcelona,Arsenal,Tottenham,Chelsea left the chat ).
Buddy 2:Bayern likes to humiliate every club. ( Barcelona,Arsenal,Tottenham,Chelsea left the chat ).
by Dark Humour December 30, 2020
Man, shit got hell hectic last night, that bird I met at the kebab stand took me home for a Munich hotdog
by Frederick Fish March 17, 2017
Ticks made on a checklist which are not worth the paper they are written on. Named after the Munich Agreement made in 1938 between Nazi Germany, Italy, France and Great Britain, which then British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain famously hailed as guaranteeing “Peace in our time”. Less than one year later World War II began.
Reporter: Even though you were warned for two years the railway crossing was an accident waiting to happen, you did nothing. Why?
Politician: That's not true. My department did a safety audit of the crossing that ticked all the boxes.
Reporter: But ten people have now died at the crossing, was your audit nothing but Munich ticks?
Politician: I’ll have to look into that.
Politician: That's not true. My department did a safety audit of the crossing that ticked all the boxes.
Reporter: But ten people have now died at the crossing, was your audit nothing but Munich ticks?
Politician: I’ll have to look into that.
by Dr Euan Mitchell May 24, 2006
Munich is a city in Europe that has a wonderful atmosphere, an interesting history and a passion for football. Mong is a terminology that is short for mongrel, which means dogs or hounds. It is never used in a positive manner.
Munich mongs actually doesn't refer to people from Munich, but rather stereotypical Asian badmen (sometimes from Pakistan) who attempt to assert their dominance through football. They become nothing more than inconveniences to the far too busy civilian who just wants to pursue capitalist interests.
They also fucking suck at football.
Munich mongs actually doesn't refer to people from Munich, but rather stereotypical Asian badmen (sometimes from Pakistan) who attempt to assert their dominance through football. They become nothing more than inconveniences to the far too busy civilian who just wants to pursue capitalist interests.
They also fucking suck at football.
by Not a Munich Mong May 21, 2016