Mulch

Free coffee, total trash.

Mulch is type of coffee that is purchased from the same vendor that would provide paper products or mechanical supplies.

Mulch is often found burnt in a pot on a gas station warming plate, or percolating indefinitely at a 12 step meeting.

James is in the bathroom, his stomach is churning from all the mulch he drank this morning.

by DB0380 April 21, 2023

Mulching

A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.

After we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?

by TechnoKitten72 October 7, 2013

mulch

dingleberries, left over scrogglings

I went to toss my girl's salad and all I ran into some mulch

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

Mulch

To destroy or tear apart. Rip things up or make a mess of something. The opposite of cleaning.

Also can mean to fail or do poorly on something.

Wow Mary, you really mulched your bedroom.

Gosh you really mulched that test didn't you?

by Charles Carmichael12 March 2, 2011

mulching

you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.

i need a toothbrush... we just got done mulching at the cemetary.

by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003

Mulch

Pubic Hair.

I'm thinking of shaving my Mulch but I like it hairy.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

mulched

When you take an explosive shit that covers the back of the bowl.

Dude, I mulched the fuck out of that toliet.

by #shitsdeep January 16, 2017