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Muddle Class

1. A new name for the American middle class as people try to survive the current economic crisis by "muddling through" with less money and less security.
2. The growing spirit of economic fatalism in mainstream America.
Everyone on our street is struggling to pay the bills. We're the new Muddle Class!
by Peter Kobs April 1, 2009
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Muddler Fucker

A person who wile preparing a libation that requires muddling; muddles in an overkill fashion, to the point where "bits" from every sip end up in your mouth.
Wow, Alice really smashed the mint in my mojito to smithereens. What a muddler fucker!
by NIHILER February 13, 2021
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Mudded

A slang word used to describe something fucked up, ruined, or horrible/bad.
by DEADSHØT888 January 27, 2021
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muddleglossia

Random, indecipherable strings of gibberish resulting from indiscriminate use of an online translator. Closely resembles the Pentecostal practice of "glossalalia" - the act of babbling gobbledygook and falling down like an ass in front of a whole congregation of people.
User input in Online Translator: "I would like a piece of pie."

Translator output (Latin): "Ut a piece of pie."

User: Nothing but f-ing muddleglossia! How am I going to finish my ipsum Latin homework? Wait, ipsum? Oh! More f-ing muddleglossia...
by poetcetera February 12, 2012
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middledicker

/ˈmɪdldɪkər / noun

The middledicker, a new form of flipping the bird, involving one buddy's hand and the other buddy's boner.
Taking a fist and holding it up like you would be flipping someone off, your buddy would then line up his erect penis behind the fist where the middle finger would be, thus creating the illusion of flipping the bird.

Can also be accomplished alone.
"Hey Dan, Steven just cheated at beer pong. Let's give him the middledicker."
by Dicker November 11, 2013
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muddle

To think, act, or proceed in a confused or aimless manner:
...muddled along through my high-school years.

Once a man said "If we could stop mental muddle, life would be blissful to its fullest extent".
by golgy December 21, 2018
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throat muddler

a well endowed male who bruises tonsils with his cock, the way a bartender would muddle ingredients into a drink
Wow, look at the package on BigPasta! I bet he is a real throat muddler.
by BigPasta February 24, 2015
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