mud cricket

Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.

There's a huge difference between a real country girl and a mud cricket.

by crazycalwil September 15, 2019

Mud Cricket

A Mud cricket is basically a Bruce County whore. She has sex with anything and anybody. Sucks dicks dry and hops onto another. Either getting pliers in a forest or in the mud

Damn, have you seen that Mud Cricket dan?
No. Why?
Well she’s a Whore

by BruceCountyDude April 23, 2018

Mud cricket

Usually a pass around between rednecks. Only likes guys with big trucks
Also known as a truck slut or a buckle bunny

That Blayne Kauffman is such a mud cricket.

by kansas redneck April 13, 2019

Mud Cricket

A girl in short shorts and cowgirl boots. They can usually be found in the woods getting railed on a tailgate.

Dang, that girl over there is a mud cricket

by Cricket girl March 14, 2018

Mud Cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Synonyms: Celise

Celise is a mud cricket

by thisbemptyyeet March 02, 2021

mud cricket

A male who wears shorts, cowboy boots, and will perform cunnilingus on anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a sex worker but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Did you hear Cynthia and Jessica both had their way with Aaron last weekend at the tailgate? He's such a mud cricket, always getting banged by any woman with a lifted vehicle.

by iloveboredwalk.com March 26, 2018

Mud cricket

A rare breed of women who are country to the point that can't be turned away from

That girl is such a mud cricket.

by tadpol2013 April 24, 2016