Norwegian Mud Bath

A sexual act comprised of only blonde haired, blue eyed female participants and black as coal male participants. During the act, the females array their naked bodies in a rectangular shape while the men defecate upon them continuously until the blonde hairs upon the females' heads turn entirely brown. The men and women then proceed to fornicate in their own filth.

Black man 1: Hey are you ready for the Norwegian mud bath tonight?
Black man 2: Fuck yes! Time to turn some blondes into brunettes!

by King Sundaro1 December 02, 2016

Mormon Mud Bath

The poop hole loophole in mormon dogma to avoid pre marital relations. the act involves placing the penis into the anus of another and refraining from movement or thrusting. the couple must also talk about scripture or mundane chores while engaging in the act.

Praise to the man. Hannah and I took our relationship to the next level when she let me give her a Mormon Mud Bath.

by Chilli Doggin October 10, 2021

elmo mud bath

The "Elmo Mud Bath" Is the act of tickling someone until they literally shit themselves.

I tickled Buckwheat until he committed an elmo mud bath.

by charleswm94 March 22, 2017

Milwaukee Mud Bath

n. Giving yourself an enema with Milwaukee’s Best (or Old Milwaukee for the senior citizens), then shitting it all over your girlfriend while she relaxes in the tub.

Instead of sending my girlfriend to the spa, we stayed at home and I gave her a Milwaukee Mud Bath.

by Dirty Dylan April 19, 2006

Alabama Mud Bath

One takes a shit in the bath tub full of water. After floating with the feces for the desired amount of time stomp any remaining fecal matter down the drain.

Toilets are for suckers, all the cool kids are having Alabama mud baths.

by aquaducer April 27, 2011

Mississippi Mud Bath

When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.

I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.

by Punker1977 December 05, 2019

donkey mud bath

Violent anal sex within the confines of a dirty bath tub. One that preferable has a drain clogged with pubic hair and old cum. As the water runs and fills the bath, it mixes with the excrements that spill from the newly stretched asshole, turning the water mud brown.

"She was a freak bro, we took a donkey mud bath on the first date!"
Alt..
"This she/he/it is dirtier than a donkey mud bath."

by Grandmas mothball September 03, 2017