MPS 

Man Pussy Syndrome

Not only does Zac suffer from a red raw case of MPS, but he's well on his way to being our generations male version of Liza Minneli.

MPS by nottobemessedwith June 10, 2009

MPS 

Micro Penis syndrome. It is when you have a tiny dicko and it falls out when you have sexy time.

My boyfriend has MPS so I don't have orgasms and I love to queef

MPS by Hellogogo March 8, 2018

MPS 

Stands for "Memes Per Second".
This refers to how many memes may be uploaded to a server or holder per second.

Billy was banned from the server because he exceeded the MPS limit.

MPS by BiL Ka April 5, 2017

mps 

Verb. To goof up. To make a complete fool of one's self.

Noun. An idiot or a goof. One who partakes in stupid acts.

Matt: So I was trying to catch the ball when I mpsed and ran into a concrete pole.

Nicholas: Wow. What a total MPS!

mps by Important man February 10, 2003

MPS 

MPS(Mud Puddle Submarine)- While dipping on Copenhagen, you spit on the girls ass hole making a small puddle and then stick your dick in her ass, as if a submarine was submerging underwater.

"Last night I MPS this random snaggle cause she didn't have KY"

MPS by stevenson bitches dot com September 24, 2007

MPS 

Acronym: Miserable Prick Syndrome
A medical illness term for when you become a miserable prick for no reason. Comparable to a woman’s, But for men

Charlie got hungry and had to wait a few hours to eat so MPS kicked in.

Charlie ate Chick-fil-A, and suddenly he had a case of MPS.

MPS by BristolRx May 13, 2020

MPS 

Missionary Position Sex.

I love you, but I don't love you in an MPS kind of way.

MPS by Sean01 June 26, 2012