Moon Landing

For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.

Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."

Moon Landing by Why my pp small bruh bruh June 7, 2020

Moon Landing

A form of prank executed in male locker rooms where one individual, while they have their bare ass out, jumps and tries to land their ass as high as they can on the unsuspecting individual. Bonus points awarded for making it to their head, but points subtracted if said person is of a shorter stature.

Jake: Damn, Bryan hit me with a moon landing on my head earlier in the locker room today.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.

Moon Landing by Doctor Shroinkenberg April 28, 2021

moon landing

A hoax that is in reality a government conspiracy to raise more support.

The moon landing is a fake!

moon landing by shiney monkey September 22, 2005

Moon landing

A fake occurance in the 1960s
Recorded at Area 51
Impossibility of ever happening
NASA killing their own men
The government is hiding the fact that it is fake

The moon landing was fake

Moon landing by Mgb206 September 22, 2019

moon landing

(Note: I want to add an example to a definition that I submitted and that's already been published, but I don't know how to do that. Below is the original entry with the new example.)

When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.

After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."

"That's one small step for man, one giant dick in the ass!" (new example)

moon landing by sprtkus March 6, 2011

Moon Landing

Getting that booty, being able to land on the moon(butt)

I am a booty warrior and I just stuck a moon landing!

Moon Landing by greenbean537 October 18, 2017

moon landing

I have belonged to gyms in numerous cities and states. One thing is always constant, no matter how many people are in the locker room, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON, they have always picked the locker next to yours. So you have to dance around the changing bench and pull your clothes from your locker while looking as the butt of another guy you don't know. I have asked guys at so many different guys and no one has ever coined a phrase for this very common situation. Hence Moon Landing!

Blake was using the next locker to me, and we found ourselves doing a moon landing when we were changing.

moon landing by Derbykid December 19, 2021